Maps
“Okay, real talk. How do I know which way is north? Are we supposed to have a compass as well?” I asked, staring at the map in frustration. Lynn clucked her tongue, “Well the ocean is to the west. So use that.” “Okay, great.” I paused, “Which way is the ocean?” Lynn rolled her eyes, “It’s over-” she paused and looked around. She kept turning. She began humming to herself. “This is impossible. I know Octavo City better than I know Puerto Maritimo. And I grew up in Puerto Maritimo.” “Yeah,” I nodded, “but the in-game navigation system was top down. Now we’re in the thick of it.” “Gods, that’s true.” “You notice we curse like Yssians now? In fact I think I did it right away,” I said. “Yssians are polytheists, so I say: ‘gods’ instead of: ‘oh god.’ I already knew they did this from watching you play, but it’s weird that I just picked it up automatically, isn’t it?” “Now that you mention it, yeah. It is weird. I already did it, because I love the game.” “Which is weird.” “It is not!”...